I’m at my local bar watching this football game. All these old white dudes are rooting for Notre Dame so I just assume they are racist (I’m probably right).

EXACTLY

Always bet against James Franklin in big games

You should sit this one out big dawg

So it seems that Elon DOES KNOW the difference between "my heart goes out to you" and a Nazi salute.

Anne Hathaway is the type of woman you go to war for

how is being trans a mental illness but believing a guy who died 2000 years ago is going to come back from the dead isn't

Former Eagles QB Rodney Peete just casually Bartman’d Max Muncy in Japan

11 years sober today

My immediate family did not acknowledge my 11 years sober on Saturday. Not surprised at all.

The Tush Push is here to stay. RT to piss off Frankie Luvu

The Eagles just posted 26 minutes of Tush Push highlights on YouTube after the NFL owners couldn't get enough votes to ban it

I hope all the guys I see in the gym who are constantly wearing “America” gear are rushing to enlist right now

Trump refused to leave even after they were practically pushing him away so Chelsea photoshopped him out of their official trophy raising photo. Good move.

Going home with a signed bat from Bader

I legitimately don't know how to come together in unity with a group of people that would prefer me and all people like me are dead.