The platonic bond between a high-functioning alcoholic and a rescue cat is more meaningful than any fraternity

Not clowning. I’m genuinely curious. Is there a doctrinal explanation for why in 90+ years the Nation of Islam has never procured a single illustration of Yakub besides the silly, poorly drawn one people use for memes?

Grew up in South Bay LA county and there’s a specific archetype of bozo that thinks like this. They move in w/ their smarter friend who goes to UCSB or SD State after high school, get food stamps and work just enough to afford weed and Rolling Loud tix

Think about it. When was the last time a bird (wild not a pet) pooped on you? Used to happen to me all the time but it’s been like a decade without it. What’s the implication here?

Lmfao. Come on bruh

Reverse naps. Wake up and hang out / chill for an hour in the middle of your sleep. The 3 days in 1 day guy got nothing on me. Tap in.

It’s so cool to read Herodotus at a younger age with the understanding that most of it is probably BS. But then after that, once a year, there’s some archeology finding that corroborates everything he said

You just tell them you listened Deftones (and/or Chief Keef) before they learned how to use the bathroom and they’ll respect you as a sage forever

When I was 10 I used to listen to man in the box by Alice In Chains and skip through the second verse about the dog getting beat cause it made me too sad

I could have cooked a decent meal in the time it took him to type this

Juice this

I really think the “you’re not a vibe bro” meme was a headshot at whatever small semblance of literacy still existed among young people. I’ve refrained from opening a book outside many times since I saw it.

Tibetan restaurant I like no longer serves yak because of the tariffs. I’m going to [redacted] and [redacted] that fat man and his crack baby accomplice myself

When I was a teenager my much older coworker told me there was a “Mortal Combat On Ice” show they did at the Anaheim ducks stadium and I just took him at his word until today when I tried looking it up. Got trolled for almost a decade.

1/2 Unc-status cause now I get a mini dopamine rush from giving tourists street directions. I guess I own a birdwatching guide book too. Otherwise still big bro status.

Used to be scared to go to rehab but after the first few days it’s basically just like every time they go to jail in Trailer Park Boys

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