Uck, I give up with this bitch!

#Tweetyourfullname Sofia Thankfuckinglordimnotbitchcakesmika Malkova.

She hasn't seen-errrrgh...-_-

Test

I was doing yoga WHILE dancing.

I thought the dogs just had something bad in their urine...

Are you telling me normal Russian ballet dancers DON'T train by punching bears?

Yeah, well... At least I'm not Cereza!

Whatever he is telling you, I know nothing about it!

Hm...

Well now -I'm- curious.

I think I know where my vote is going.

...I think I heard a neighbor shooting fireworks outside. We're in CANADA, idiot! Chicago's down in fucking America!

Fine, fine, I'll jump in on this #FujikoFriday bandwagon, but just this once! #ClassyAsFuck

Brb, going to bury my head under a pillow for a moment.

...Ballet is a respected artform.

Shit, it's Mika's birthday today? Do I need to get her anything? >_>

There's a Russian surname of Slutskaya? Of all the times to NOT be insulting the ballet dancers.

Ah, crap, it's her birthday today? Uh, yeah, hope you enjoy your day today, @RealMikaDemidov.

It was bad enough knowing there was an animated Anastasia movie. Then I go and find out there are three more? -______-