i thought i liked seeing movies but turns out i like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me

American bathtubs are horrid and depressing. I should not need to assume BDSM positions just to partially submerge myself.

Why is it so hard to stick with new hobbies for longer than a week.

as my joycon drifts, so does my will to live

haven’t played AC in weeks lmaooooo im such a high stress person that the concept of terraforming my whole town got me burned out on The Chill Game

If the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.

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Woah you gave your Mum a hug? Way to Simp bro, I expected better from you. What'd she do, raise you up since you were a fucking baby? That's pretty cringe. Wouldn't catch me simping that. Nu uh. I bet she pretends to love you so you can simp her more. Not me. I ain't no simp.

When you publicly like hentai on your twitter

Can someone send me some Fruit by the Foot 😭 please. I'll give you feet pics

Please stop telling students a college major defines your career. Nobody cares what your degree was in once you've started working.

Holy shit I love Genshin Impact

.Joe Biden tweeted this exactly ONE YEAR AGO.

Closing tabs is for the weak.

@MayraFlores2022 Well when you put it like that, it almost seems like a terrible mistake.