14 federal employees to move a log 25 feet onto a pile of branches.

Someone called Zach Bryan “Lego head” and I think I just might never recover from laughing so hard. Lego head ol’ son.

This play was dirty as hell, just blatantly trying to injure Justin Herbert. No place in the game for this. Absolute trash. Trash!

This the type of shit Twitter was built on

Happy Halloween!

Who makes custom silver necklace pendants that’s taking Christmas orders rn?

Some of y’all are hopping on the Zach Bryan hate bandwagon. I’ve been hating him since day one, we ain’t the same. Better late than never l suppose - I’m proud of y’all

If Santa finds out we’re being naughty we’re fucked

Women

Santa better bring me a naughty list gf or i’m gonna yell.

I love how “Landman” is just Billy Bob Thornton giving based lectures to a left-wing white woman.

my tiktok still workin if any ladies wanna pull up

been taking zinc supplements for a month now and

I still remember blaring this around town in the old first gen as loud as it would go, those were the days 🫶🏼

Gave a bitch a thousand just to shut the fuck up

"hey, thanks for snagging the bill! how much do i owe ya?" you owe me a lunch, bro. and then i owe you another, and you owe me another, round and round till destiny runs its course and yeets us apart

Brb headed to the VFW right meow🏃🏼‍♂️‍➡️

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

Aim low boys, sherrifs ridin a shetland

Please be patient with me I’m from the 1900s