Jehovah must’ve witnessed something serious

Eagles country, let’s ride

Who do you think you are I AM

Limp fuckin BIZKIT

The boys are drinking bruts

I’m buying a Chuck E. Cheese costume and walking into that bitch like I own the place

Glasses, jacket, shirt. They call me glasses jacket shirt man

My lil bro a dog he gonna leave shit on the floor when he dumpin

Is #Toosii speaking facts? 🤔👇👀

I think if you gave a silverback a tin of grizzly it would know exactly what to do with it, idk

There’s no way we eat as much corn as we grow in this country. We eat way more tomato’s but I never see tomato farms?

They should remake breaking bad but kill Skyler in episode 1

There’s no fucking way people were getting stoned to death back in the day. I would like 100 volunteers to take 3 days and throw stones at me and I promise you I won’t die. As a matter of fact, take the top 10 current mlb pitchers and let them give me their best. I’m not dying

I ball so hard they think I’m a nutsack

UNC fans don’t wash their hands after pooping

Would you consider the boards in a hockey rink a fence

“First you’ll notice it, then other people will notice it, then…. Other people will notice” real words from myers

They’re playing creed in the gym this pumps about to go crazy

Ty Pennington was cool as hell