HER BREATH IS FINE, QUIT TRYING TO BE MEAN TO HER EVERY CHANCE HE GETS. "uh, gary's been trying to get your attention for like three minutes now. you're still on the clock, pal."

not funny. "i do NOT work for gary. he just doesn't have the balls to come up to you."

i will barf all over you. and trust me, you don't want that. i had to eat cottage cheese & pineapple bites with dad.

he just so happened to say the same thing about you.

you flatter yourself.

/ me realizing i've been amy for an entire year now!! i missed the anniversary :( 🚑🚨🚨🚨

from: [email protected] to: [email protected] subject: 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 ✉️: you have another one on the way :D

me because i write 2/3 of these amys. ( @smclbean 😉)

stop being a weirdo.

how much did you pay her?

still haven't found a sense of humor, i see.

you're not letting that go, are you?

you called?

please, how many amys could you possibly have saved on your phone!

lose my number.

( can't hear )

note to self: stay clear of redhead roy