Death of a pet should count as bereavement leave

Diego Simeone opening Twitter on his iPhone 4 (8 GB) in 2014

I like how many Nigerians are taking their health seriously. I mean people are in the gym, on the road walking or jogging, and eating right. I love it.

Demons will appear from hell during the match.

My shyness has this exception where if someone is as shy as i am or even more, i suddenly develop another personality that's extremely extroverted just to save the other person.

Football is a haters sport. Watching football as a hater will always be the correct method of watching the beautiful game.

Arteta Bin Laden vs Simeone Shekau

oh my god why are people so afraid of going to the cinemas alone just goooo i promise no one is going to judge you

Seeking counsel from the tree outside my house

babe i wasn’t love bombing… i really did love you for those 2 and a half weeks

it’s crazy that pets just get into little fights w each other out of nowhere. they have a whole other dimension to their relationship i know nothing about. that had probably been building up for weeks

Children are amazing critical thinkers before we silence them