🎶Super callous, fragile, racist, sexist, lying POTUS.🎶

When you ask someone’s opinion and they don’t give you the answer you wanted

The mechanic explaining to me that I need $3000 of work done while I’m still planning to leave with the oil change I came for.

Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

Welp. I left my card at Sportman’s last night. Some things never change.🤷🏻‍♀️

If I’m shinin everybody gonna shine

fridays 🥰

So society’s *real* key workers have just been revealed. Not the bankers. Not the traders. Not the elite hedge fund managers. It’s the nurses. The doctors. The delivery drivers. The carers. The porters. The teachers. The shelf stackers. The check out staff. #COVID19

This is so so dumb. Literally why? There’s a full documentary with the real people that already exists?

when the "problem" ask what the problem is

This is exactly how I’ve always wanted it.