🐰BABYSITTER🐰 Today I'm thinking of de-aged Lan Wangji being a fussy, grumpy, thoroughly chubby baby who can't be settled, driving everyone in Gusu Lan insane. Enter an unlikely babysitter from Lotus Pier, and baby bean LWJ falls asleep the moment Sandu Shengshou picks him up.

❛ it would be mean to leave you alone. let's go together ! ❜

❛ you can do them tomorrow. come on, lan zhan. i promise to behave. ❜

❛ are you jealous ? ❜ he raises an eyebrow.

❛ it's normal to flirt, you know. as is kissing and having sex. don't be so stiff, lan zhan. ❜

❛ your soulmate might be a stranger until you meet them, you know. ❜

❛ to be fair, i've only kissed a stranger once. well, i was kissed. ❜

❛ i swear, it's not my fault ! that maiden was so aggressive ! i didn't even get to take a look at her ! ❜

❛ yeah. it's a shame. i bet she was beautiful. ❜

❛ i wonder who she was. ❜ he hums. lan zhan should tell him, he really wants to know.

he has to know at some point. what does lan zhan have to lose ? wei ying already offered to kiss him.

who says it wouldn't be meaningful ?

if it was lan zhan he would kiss, it wouldn't be meaningless.

wei ying is honest. he wouldn't kiss lan zhan just to tease him.

yes ?

okay, maybe. but this time, he just wants to kiss lan zhan. but if he doesn't want to, wei ying won't pressure him.

aw. is lan zhan being shy again ?

sooo . . . no kiss ?

huh ?

oh. OH ! wei ying is taken aback at first, but after the initial shock he kisses back.