You can only go so long without the Schnitzel BLT in your life | veal schnitzel, truffle mayo, double smoked bacon

New couch tomorrow. The old one is looking like it is ready for a bush party.

This day can suck it!!!!

Just grazed on a 2lb bag of jerky. Ugh!!!

Burger & fries anyone?

Good morning Calgary! It is Grilled Cheese Bacon Eggs Benny day at Edmonton Tr. Bacon, Brie, Cheddar, 2 eggs and hollandaise, what's better?

Cannot wait till the snow is gone.

Feeling like a freshly waxed orifice.

On the back half of the week now.

Working on a weekend. I did not sign up for this.

Army Of Darkness. Forgot how epic this movie is.

Workin' 18hr days all week. Eyes burnin', no sleep. But #TGIF and tomorrow I host #SNL. So.. AM cardio starts now. #VisineKisses #LetsRoll

We need to put politician's on minimum wage. Maybe then things will change.

Listening to people who think they know about hockey is messed. Few beers in even better.

I must say. I really appreciate & attracted to fit girls.

To the person who stole my BMX. I wish I would have caught you. There would be one less person on the planet.

Need to hire baby sitting for our politician's. Embarrassing!!!

@crystalkethry absolutely beautiful. Cheers love!!!

Today should be Friday.

Take dad on a hike or out for a bike ride for #FathersDay SilverStar Mountain Resort. #LetsBike #LetsHike #FamilyFun