I often hear boomers say “we grew up on this stuff and we were fine.” You're right. But unfortunately your version and ours is not the same product anymore.

If your diet isn't sponsored by two completely incompatible schizophrenics you're ngmi.

Raising children who can name plants and animals, not celebrities and brands >>>

A lot of you are still rawdogging Uber rides without emergency parmigiano reggiano.

Biohacking is just ultra-processed wellness.

The modern world has woven temptation into daily life. What was once a serpent in a garden is now a system. The ancient pattern remains the same: First the eye is captured, then the mind is softened, then desire is inflamed, and finally man is separated from his center.

The best multivitamins are found in nature. Oysters = zinc Liver = retinol + B12 Eggs = choline Milk = calcium Fruit = potassium Sunlight = D3 The supplement industry exists because people got scared of liver and sunlight. Grim timeline.

You'd look good too if you ate like this.

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I came to the beach to absorb photons and commune with the ocean. Not to inhale your SPF 50+ endocrine fog. Fuck you Bill.

Many such cases of CNS fatigue from overthinking..

homemade scones + raspberry jam whilst shit-poasting on X. We are so back!