We are literally living in a dystopian fucking nightmare. Beyond horrific.

The Great Book Clear Out has begun. He may be some time.

500,000 workers on strike tomorrow. RT if you support every single one of them.

Posties have been at the heart of our communities for generations. Today, their livelihoods are under threat. Royal Mail is sacking union reps, deducting annual leave and attempting to tear apart our postal service. RT if you stand with CWU 👊

Proof I’m turning Himself more Irish with every passing day: he’s just said “fold it out” instead of “unfold it”.

“It’s you he wants. Offer yourself to him.”

Posh date at Duck and Waffle last night where Himself was defeated by a dessert called The Full Elvis and I had a nervo in the lift.

Totally lost the run of meself. Fried chicken, bacon, waffles and gravy….for breakfast. Not sure my excuse that it’s our Anniversary Stephen’s Day is quite gonna cut it.

Get a better paid job, get a second job, wear an extra jumper, eat for 30p, swim in shit, live with Covid, don't call an ambulance, live without fresh fruit and veg, stop buying lattes and Netflix, live with your parents, stop talking down Britain, stop ruining Brexit and shut up

Present for Himself now that he’s part of the family.

It’s Vegas lads, rude not to.

Cocktails, sunset view of the strip and a nervo inducing loo.

Ask the 10 yr old to help her brother empty the dishwasher then sit down to have lunch. 3 minutes later she walks in holding a glass and says to her dad with disgust “you’re in here eating a biscuit and I’m out there working my arse off” The drama queen is strong in this one.

What a weekend. It’s been the absolute privilege of my life to have been friends with these forces of nature for over 35 of our 50 years on the planet.

Mr Sandman give me a…feckin break.

Early birthday present from Himself. He knows me so well.

Neil…. You’re just mad cause your sport ‘Eating Dicks’ is not in the Olympics… We understand.

Men will see dirty dishes in the sink, dirty laundry hampers overflowing, dirt and crumbs all over the floor, expired food in the fridge, an unmade bed, and grime in the shower and say “what can I take off your plate?” like they don’t also live in the house and have eyeballs

My sister & I are doing this for the Irish Hospice Foundation in memory of both my beautiful friend Cliona and our dad Cyril. I’m not really a “sponsor me” kind of gal so this is outside my comfort zone but…*Bob Geldof voice* GIVE US YER FECKIN MONEY. idonate.ie/fundraiser/Ani…

Mammy O’Hara has a bad shoulder and got a prescription for cream for it. She told a neighbour who said she has something even better that she gets off her brother. So Mam has been using this for days & swears by it. Yeah, it’s cattle cream. The brother is a farmer. #IrishMammies