Why are the cute ones always gay?

One of my coworkers just asked how hot my dad is 💀

I shall go home and moisturize I want to be soft

You ever meet someone and get the bad vibes, then find out that you were completely correct to get those vibes?

When making Mac & cheese remember to use the manliest milk possible for the tastiest and creamiest results

It’s strange how many people I’ve encountered that are anti-LGBTQ think that liking someone of the same gender is a gun control issue

Furry shoes arrived today

Houdini would’ve been a terrible bottom He’d keep escaping the restraints

Half tempted to go around to all the wahs and call them short while pointing

NFT bros look at the ugliest picture of something from someone who probably can’t draw hands and then go absolutely wild when they change the hair color. Like bro will you pay me 50k if I paint a soup can the wrong color?

We need more cute boys

Reminder to be nice people. We’re all people and it’s good to hear nice things. Some people might have some tough stuff happening so patience and kindness are always good.

The foxes in the woods are free, you can take them home. Nobody can stop you

My brother gave me a gift, no idea where Imma keep it

Look at this esteemed gentleman, hmm yes very indeed

Got a bunch of busted laptops, time to get choppin

Gaymer

It should be a thing to edit red pandas in as the object of a sport, like a football, soccer ball, or hockey puck