Please be careful in London. I have spent 25 years there, but I have never heard a story as frightening as this one from today in which nothing at all happened.

Fucking hell hahaha

An interview you won't want to miss... 🤣 Alex Mitchell post Blackpool (A) 💚

Guys crashing out about dropped points don’t know about this run after going trophyless for finals 2-0 down to Hull in the finals 8 minutes in. I thought my life was over 😂

“There aren’t many of us left”

Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 just dropped a bombshell: Big companies profiting in Burkina Faso must build their headquarters there — no more excuses, no more escaping abroad. Captain Ibrahim Traoré said enough is enough. If you make billions from our land, your main office stays in Burkina

Timber isn’t even the problem. The issue is Arteta picking him every single game regardless of context. Same with Zubimendi. White and Norgaard are available, there are alternatives for specific match profiles. Not every opponent requires the same setup. Zubimendi doesn’t have

Christ, some of these are whoppers for the supposed best defence.

“Just anywhere on the left please mate”

That is NOT the accent I thought Tevez had😭😭

Hi Rash. We’re devastated to hear the children of Cornwall cannot play rugby, as a gesture of goodwill we would love to offer you a tour of the site once the fields have been turned into a lovely car park and state of the art retail premises. Hope this helps. - Adolf

Allardyce managed nine Premier League clubs and had the England job, amazing he is peddling this downtrodden, 'unappreciated' gimmick.

So far on Racing Twitter Constitution Hill will be winning Champion Hurdle AW Stayers Final Northumberland Plate Ascot Gold Cup Goodwood Cup York 2m Group 1 Ebor Doncaster Cup Ascot Champions Day Stayers race Breeders Cup Melbourne Cup Breeders Cup The Boat race World Snooker

70m for Jehovah Witness, Aiit man

Yeah hilarious mate tremendous banter 👍🏽😂

Where does Spence get his ego from? He’s so fucking shit 🤣

GOONERS

“Would never happen at ours, we wouldn’t have it”