Getting stuck behind lottery people at the gas station is a form of torture

It’s starting to feel like my son school has picture day every other month. It’s starting to become a little ridiculous at this point. I feel like I can just start taking my own pictures of him and sending those in lol

I’m about to start walking inside of barbershops and picking out the finest client and be like “haircut on me” and see if that gets me a man 😂

Why he so big but the voice is so small…..such a waste of a man

I really do be wanting to try those coffee martini espresso drinks but the way coffee by itself has me running to the bathroom I’d be nervous to try one out.

April could be the luckiest month of your life. 🧿 let’s claim it.

What the helll, what the helly….

Just seen someone pay $800 for a Chris brown ticket…..and i understand sis I understand, because I’m about to be doing the same thing 😫🥹🙃

Yeah shorty would have been either coming down into the water with me or I’m putting hands on her once I get out

It’s always the week before my period when I start acting like the maniac I try so hard not to be.

My son called himself playing a prank on me saying someone is trying to break into the house while I’m out back smoking…the way my heart rate just went up smh yall don’t have kids they play too damn much 😩 now he’s punished 🤪

Blue ivy stiff as shit with the dance moves

I can either do a Saturday or a Sunday fun day but baby I cannot do both.

So happy I took off from work today. A day to do nothing and relax

Today was just one of those days where as soon as I clocked in at work i immediately clocked tf back out 2 hours later. Management was over micromanaging and the vibes were completely off. Not about to force me into a panic attack at work. I have enough (PTO) so I chose to use it

I can understand this to a certain extent. It makes sense lol

Legs all open, lil coochie all exposed…where is the respect girl…that’s your baby brother.

Them girls looked dirty asf at that pool party eating ass on camera in front of all those people lol 😂

I don’t know what else to do besides to take a nap after the unsettling news I received this morning. I’m so close to giving up smh