So glad I went to a school where I don’t have to attend a “black alumni” homecoming event….

Tuesday, only? Are we sure???

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect (nobody cares)

Believe it or not, I actually WANT my taxes to fund SNAP & Medicaid, not golf trips for millionaires & military tanks for war

If a lie gone get me throughhh

We're all cold this morning

*whispers* bc aave is regional 🤫

"I'll just stop and get gas in the morning" Me in the morning realizing I have to get gas:

Me in meetings for the rest of December!

*early

Companies really need to release us

still working

Definitely not aluminum foil. You're just going to have to pay Reynolds their money

Woke up black again

me running towards all my blessings in 2026

Climbing the corporate ladder so l can send emails with no greetings, just "Approved, Thx" Get Outlook for iOS

if I’ve appeared in 8 searches this week, then where is my job offer??????

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

when you the last big momma with no kids standing