Signs you’ve matured as a Bay Area tech bro part 1:
You swapped your 40,000 sq ft San Jose IG girls supergym with tripod rentals for a SF climbing mecca with 30-something VPs of Design crop dusting Baccarat Rouge and Diptyque Philosykos all over the power racks
The feeling when you’ve got Adrian Newey working on a 2026 concept to get Aston Martin out of the midfield but then Cadillac F1 debuts at the front of the grid. Hats off.
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Signs you’ve matured as a Bay Area tech bro part 2:
You’ve moved the rack of Fear of God and AllSaints sweats to the back of the closet to make room for the James Perse and Cucinelli crew necks
Signs you’ve matured as a Bay Area tech bro part 3:
You texted your date for her Eight Sleep number before she came over and shared a Blueprint longevity shake out of your old AG1 bottle in the morning.
Waiting for this frontier omni/multimodal recipe drop like a sourdough fanatic waiting for a jar of grandma’s 184 year old continuous starter. Qwen kitchen is cooking.