Really milking this turning 30 lark

I've finally read fourth wing and it's sensational, if anyone's a fan of the fantasy genre and wants something action packed and sprinkled with smut I highly highly recommend it. Honestly if you've never read a fantasy book in your life you should still 100% read it 📚

Rachel Weisz photographed by Greg Williams (2010)

Not to be one of those people that tweets about how bad their days been but fuck me 🥴🥴🥴

No one who actually cooks wants to cook with other people in the kitchen

It's been a week since my manager set his phone up in the microwave in the break room and told me to go and get changed (it was recording) and I still can't quite believe it 🥴

JURASSIC PARK was released 31 years ago today. One of the most successful blockbusters ever made and a landmark in digital effects, the production of the film was as huge and spectacular as the T. Rex… 1/38

me going out to an event that I planned and arranged myself when I was in a good mood

someone get Pixar on the phone immediately

Forget hot girl summer. It's Jack Nicholson summer or nothing.

Just received the notification that likes will be private now which means I can like as much twitter porn as I like and no one will be none of the bloody wiser. It's a good day.

Bro did 10 sets of “yea you like that shit!?” 😭😭

I just want a house with a porch so I can bake things then read my book on a rocking chair whilst it rains and I cuddle under a blanket

The older I'm getting the more the need to clean has me by the throat

One of those days where you wanna stick your tits in the freezer and head in the microwave

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is like microdosing being drawn and quartered, I kind of need it

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