You die after 21.

The real Tinubu haters dey offline. Baba come office tell them make them realign him chair say e no wan dey look Tinubu portrait for wall.

we got an astronaut posting on 𝕏 from a spacecraft that’s about halfway to the moon. what a time to be alive.

Adulting is realizing that my mother didn’t have OCD or a cleaning compulsion. You really do have to clean every single day, especially the floors, cabinets, bathroom, kitchen, and counters.

my dad casually dropped the coolest candid ever of me and my brother in the family groupchat yesterday

but is it bazmatic?

40 minutes behind the moon in pitch black darkness, with no contact with Earth is mad scary.

Sorry for nerding out on the TL but this is the coolest shit ever.

please don’t ever hesitate putting me on a job because of location oo😭 “I AM NOT COMMITTED TO ANYONE OR ANYTHING EXCEPT MY 23kg bags”😭😭 I will move !!!!

It’s sad that during your formative years, your exposure to the world is largely limited by your parent’s own exposure. If they value things like music lessons, spelling bees, sports, or exploring random hobbies, you benefit from that. If not, it’s just chores and TV for you.

These pashmina abayas are not it, I’m sorry

“Used to” ku orire my sistah

My parents run a very strict regime because this is very normal to me.

I thought he was talking about ilorin 🫢

I've watched his video, we don't know how important his job is

Even if you're not doing sales, just lie for me and see.

Being a twin is so interesting. Some people will stop you on the road to ask you to "bless" their stomach 😂

i be think say na village people dey do me i reach village now, nobody know me

I attended an event and the aunties only asked me when I’m getting my masters. The world is finally healing. ❤️‍🩹