sam bennett conn smythe winner, trump is president, ww3 is imminent, panthers won the cup, no reputation taylor's version. life truly couldn't be any worse

we rlly need letterboxd for f1 races like pls where are the coding nerds when we need them

matthew tkachuk you could win one billion stanley cups and you will still be a pathetic, obsessed, racist, homophobic loser

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked oscar piastri and he said uhhhm

'women only pretend to be into sports to attract men' the thought of a man perceiving me while im watching sports makes me feel physically unwell

i'm not particularly attached to trevor zegras but it is funny to see how openly he's trying to get back with his ex-boyfriend

This comment was gold 😂

We asked for them to resign brock and instead we got satan reincarnated

anaheim being responsible for the funniest moment of the draft 2 years in row

i feel really bad for mitch marner because he was so hated and threatened and so villainized for being a player in a fucking sport he loves for the team he has always loved.

imagine you’re a canadian who’s lived in toronto almost your whole life. you just gave birth. then you find out you have to move to hell on earth (las vegas). that poor kid has to get raised in las vegas? idgaf about marner i am worried about stephanie and miles

i thought i was gonna cry today for a very different reason but in the end it was tears of joy... brock boeser you are so loved and you are a vancouver canuck

people on tiktok making thirst edits of roger mcqueen and every clip is him just like

brock saying he was pretty set on leaving and had a list of teams he was planning on signing with but realised his heart was still with vancouver which was why he stayed i'm going to bawl

f1 driver radios are like “⍙⊑⏃⏁⌇ ⏁⊑⟒ ☌⏃⌿” and their engineers like Yep got it thank you for the confirmation we’ll get right on that

being a canucks fan is crazy because what do you mean for months we were mourning the future loss of one of our star players just to be flabbergasted by him resigning for 7 years out of the blue

Yall I miss hockey so bad I’d watch a Sabres Ducks game

General Manager Patrik Allvin has announced that the #Canucks have made the following roster updates:

evander kane pls accidentally go home w the oilers after tomorrows game

hockey jerseys are such a bad investment it’s only a matter of time before the player gets traded or u find out he’s a republican w shitty morals