I've learned the voice of the "friendly AI assistant" which answers the phone of businesses that don't care. If you don't care enough to answer my call, then you don't need my business. I'm not going to take my car someplace that has no way of being contacted in an emergency.

Help! I think I'm broken. I can't think of any technology I find interesting anymore. Except maybe building something physical. AI makes almost any novel idea I come up with in the realm of software unenjoyable because anyone with that problem can design their own solution.

Just got out of a #birthdaymassacre show. Ugh i look so bad.. the only reason it doesn't bug me is that my 40% is most peoples 207%.

There are two versions of #SteveWinwood's hit "Valerie" each with a unique video, released a year apart. This is because it took that long for someone to scribble all over every frame of Steve in an optical printer, as the video features no other objects or concepts ;3

Don't forget the part near the end where #martika freaks out and starts spinning around at escape velocity storm force speeds. ALLFALL DOWN ALL FALL DOWN ALLFALLDOWWWN

Around here traffic circles and roundabouts are two totally different things with a 1:10 scale and speed difference.

I live down the street from a 24/7 McDonald's but clearly they hate that franchise owner because the mcd app sends my delivery orders to virtually every store in my city besides that one, regardless of time of day.

Those birds that sound like dot matrix receipt printers...

Slop meets clickbait but it's getting epic youtu.be/-AftCUHYyq0?si…

Even the most woke or timid of humans don't refer to a person 20 times in 20 seconds without a single pronoun. Is this #aislop or is a #bradloop an innovative way of spamming ideas at narcissistic and/or public people?

Everything about #Delaware is great except McDonald's keeps giving me some kind of sanitary tampon applicator with my drink. I've got like 4 of these already and they're great for shooting spitballs but i keep having to reuse the straw from #Dunkin while this paper trash piles up