Nilesh Surana (@nileshsurana) 's Twitter Profile
Nilesh Surana

@nileshsurana

Loves scaling B2B SaaS from 0. @ManUtd fan. Loves coffee & tattoos. Substack on food & MUFC👇

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Aditya Reds (@aditya_reds) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bruno Fernandes 312 - Appearances 103 - Goals 99 - Assists No player in the world can match these numbers no one. Irreplaceable.

Bruno Fernandes

312 - Appearances 
103 - Goals 
99 - Assists

No player in the world can match these numbers no one. Irreplaceable.
Stretford Paddock (@stretfordpaddck) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🔴🗣️Amad: “Everyone was happy in the dressing room. We have to maintain high standards and win every match. That's what Manchester United is all about. If we want to play in the Champions League, we have to win every match.” #MUFC

🔴🗣️Amad:

 “Everyone was happy in the dressing room. We have to maintain high standards and win every match. That's what Manchester United is all about. 

If we want to play in the Champions League, we have to win every match.”

#MUFC
SentiSum (@sentisum) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Slack-first teams deserve Slack-first VoC. That’s why we have embedded Anomaly Alerts & AI engine Kyo directly into Slack. Read more: sentisum.com/library/quiet-… #VoC #CustomerExperience

Manchester United Women (@manutdwomen) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Geoff Bent. Roger Byrne. Eddie Colman. Duncan Edwards. Mark Jones. David Pegg. Tommy Taylor. Billy Whelan. Walter Crickmer. Tom Curry. Bert Whalley. 🌹 Eternal.

Statman Dave (@statmandave) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kobbie Mainoo’s game by numbers vs. Spurs: 94% pass accuracy 95 touches 24 carries 4 ball recoveries 4 chances created 4 attempted take-ons 2 successful take-ons 2 fouls won 1 assist What a January signing he has been! 😉

Kobbie Mainoo’s game by numbers vs. Spurs:

94% pass accuracy 
95 touches 
24 carries
4 ball recoveries
4 chances created 
4 attempted take-ons
2 successful take-ons
2 fouls won
1 assist 

What a January signing he has been! 😉
Laurie Whitwell (@lauriewhitwell) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So Michael Carrick has beaten the top two managers in the Premier League in Pep Guardiola + Mikel Arteta. Now two candidates for the #MUFC job in May 2024 in Marco Silva + Thomas Frank. Also two clean sheets in four games, after two in 23 for United this season beforehand.

The Tactixology (@tactixology) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A minute of silence for all those ragebaiting accounts that spent months claiming this same set of players are a bunch of lazy, incompetent and treacherous bastards, unable to comprehend modern tactics, unwilling to do the basics, incapable of defending and of scoring.

The MUFC Academy 🥇🔴⚪️⚫️🐝🍷 (@mrmujac) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tyler Fletcher becomes the 261st* Academy graduate to reach the first team…some record that! Nearly 50% of all first team players since 1939 have graduated from United’s youth system! That’s football culture! (*known/disputed)

Stretford Paddock (@stretfordpaddck) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Michael Carrick’s Reds have made it four wins on the bounce 👀🔴 United’s first four-game Premier League winning run since February 2024 🫡 #MUFC

Michael Carrick’s Reds have made it four wins on the bounce 👀🔴

United’s first four-game Premier League winning run since February 2024 🫡

#MUFC
Nathan Salt (@nathsalt1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Louie Bradbury’s last 15 days: Jan 27: ⚽️ ⚽️ vs Burnley U18s Feb 2: ⚽️ vs West Brom U21s Feb 6: ⚽️ vs Derby U21s Feb 10: ⚽️⚽️ vs West Brom U18s 17-year-old striker is on 🔥 #mufc

Louie Bradbury’s last 15 days:

Jan 27: ⚽️ ⚽️ vs Burnley U18s
Feb 2: ⚽️ vs West Brom U21s
Feb 6: ⚽️ vs Derby U21s 
Feb 10: ⚽️⚽️ vs West Brom U18s 

17-year-old striker is on 🔥 #mufc
h (@htomufc) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thank you, Sesko, again 🫡 He has to start against teams we’re looking to play through like that for the majority, that finish was beautiful. Such a tight game & we gave nothing up barring that Shaw mistake ffs. Knew it was going to be tight as hell tonight.

Nilesh Surana (@nileshsurana) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I blame this on United Strand. The guy has milked our bad run & got 1M+ followers on instagram. He has the most to lose if we actually win 5 in a row. I mean who would watch his reels if he gets the haircut. He has jinxed us. Please get a haircut man. Maybe we win 5 in a row.