I love creating problems for myself

undeserving + should’ve been me btw.

I understand Lana del Rey because I also always fall in love with losers

boy dog practicing weaponized incompetence

When is national why did he do that to me day

idk why people are acting like we don’t already have all the beatles movies

she ham on my burger till i helper

has anyone ever had a beautiful thought about me? or just weird ones

gym front desk attendant used me scanning my gym membership to find my full name and now stalks me on instagram every day

facetiming my tv to watch malcolm in the middle in the bath I don't give a fuck anymore

Girl Why U Following Walmart On The Gram

you either die a fork in a kitchen or live long enough to see yourself be a polar bear in arlington, texas.

I KINDA HATE YOU BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER LET ME DANCE

Liam Gallagher, Mac Miller, Matty Healy and Snoop dog

is this fucking play about me

put his hat back on i’m literally shaking and crying

[NEWS] Addison Rae reveals she cannot use Lagrange Multipliers to remove constraints during optimizations

Geese and pond working together oh I’m sure

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