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What?

Since I've lost the ability to retweet again

A story of staggering hypocrisy, in two tweets.

Not gonna lie, I've dreamed about this meal when the dehydration and heat is hitting me around the 60 mile mark of a bike ride

You know, you'd think with all the data .Meta has on us, at least the friend suggestions on Facebook or Instagram would be better. Also, is FB a ghost town for everyone or is that just me?

Hell yeah we got 1st amendment rights globally from birth, just not citizenship. FREEDOM WINS /s

My wife yelling at me because I have trunks full of old papers from 1998. “When are you going to throw all of this away? This is the 12th move and I am tired of seeing this.” Me:

Man, this album really zhuzh'd up my Thursday afternoon. I wasn't ready. open.spotify.com/album/0inrolEz…

Do you think the jira tickets at Ticketmaster have hidden fees

Definitely going to start using Shadim, Ponbom, Herfers, and Slipsheed anytime I need to fill out an address for stuff that doesn't need my real address. Looking at you, security vendor marketing teams 👀

A little trivia about me: Used to DJ pretty often in various places around Texas many moons ago. Got back into it recently for funsies and decided to burn a drum n bass mix. Check it out here: mixcloud.com/armyofsean/rem…

EDR is great… but it can't go everywhere... It can’t be disguised as private messages in Slack It can’t plant documents in Teams It can’t be installed on ICS Deception can go where traditional endpoint security cannot...

Always take time to cuddle with the dogs

The inbox flood has begun... (No I'm not going, I'm not cool/senior enough😭)

Real talk

hey boy, are you an unpatched CVE bc the longer i ignore you, the worse you get

what's wrong babe? you've hardly touched your childhood dreams

My only takeaway here: Be the J⩜⃝mie Williams you want to be in this world 😍