You... are mean af to me. And make me wanna kill you. Like all the time. x.com/lanscmerholder…

Asked if I need a vet. x.com/lanscmerholder…

I'm so tired I can actually barely type, let alone argue with him.

I swear, Ian's so lucky to have me. Like, damn boy, you did good.

Don't think I won't do it x.com/lanscmerholder…

TWO DOWN, INFINITY TO GOOOOO. 🎉 x.com/lanscmerholder…

I don't need to be seductive, I'm in a long term relationship. #SeductiveSunday

RIGHT THEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHITHEAD x.com/lanscmerholder…

I will shave your eyebrows off in your sleep. x.com/lanscmerholder…

It's 3am, so it's #ManCrushMonday. It's a good thing he's hot, cause he's an annoying prick.

Don't you even with me. x.com/lanscmerholder…

It's Sunday, you gotta. #SeductiveSunday

It's #WomanCrushWednesday and this is my way of exposing Ian as a woman. His secret's now out, he can now stop living a lie.

I'll probably shout anyway. x.com/lanscmerholder…

What it's like putting up with you. Ian.

Cause it's true. x.com/lanscmerholder…

I always knew it was fake hate.

I don't remember expressing enjoyment about this. x.com/lanscmerholder…