ALL EYES ON SUDAN.

unserious friends with the absolute most serious jobs is 100% on brand for me & my homegirls 😂😂

Poverty

Mom: "Can you believe your cousin now smokes weed" Me who sold it to him:

sometimes even an apology can’t fix what happened because the real issue isn’t the mistake, it’s the part of your character that allowed you to do it in the first place. and you can’t apologize for character.

How it feels to work past 4pm now

"right person, wrong time" no, wrong person and a waste of time.

“All women do is use men” First of all, I can’t remember the last time I found a man useful.

“why are you single?” because no guy has survived the “if he is not for me, then remove him from my life” prayer.

very busy year, forgot to get married...we go again next year

If you work in healthcare as a woman, your standards have to be high because almost everyday you see what happens to women that fell in love with bums

The biological clock shit will have u witnessing peers becoming losers in pursuit of a husband in real time, very scary to witness 💔

Jim Carrey never received the credit he deserved for How the Grinch Stole Christmas when it initially released. But now that we’re all learning more about the torture Carrey endured so as to play the Grinch, I think his performance is finally getting the praise it truly deserves.

what jim carrey did on the grinch really hasn’t been topped since lmfao it’s been 25 years too

30 is old asf until I turn 30 then its not.

Women who are ok with men doing whatever they want as long as he pays the bills scare me, I’m not gonna lie😭

Never marry a man who makes less than you!!!

Black girls called you ugly...so you want me to believe the white girls called you HANDSOME?

when im having an awful week but someone asks if i want to go have fun

Men really think “I was going to” counts as effort. No, you weren’t. That’s why you didn’t.