The president got permanently suspended from Twitter! Your move, Grubhub.

One day y'all going to learn to listen to us! Twitter

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

Lightpole not lifeboat!!! I need to enunciate better. 😂😂😂 Looks like David Chappelle (& Chris Rock) understood. But #Netflix translator turned the story into a Carnival Cruise with Prince and Michael Jackson! #lifeboat 😂😂😂

What an absolutely remarkable photo.

How it started How it's going

This remains one of my favourite memories from the old late night show. youtube.com/watch?v=Zyt64a… #RIPLarryKing

Please wear a mask.

Happy Colin Kaepernick Appreciation Day!

Republicans allowed Donald Trump to incite an insurrection without consequence, and now they want to allow insurrectionists to determine state voting laws. We cannot allow laws to be written based on a lie. We must protect the right to vote. #gapol

I got sober when I was 29. 29 years ago today. My heartfelt gratitude to all of you who made this possible.

Oh shit sorry guys I just have to drop my daughters off in another country real quick and I’ll be right back

BREAKING: Perseverance Rover claims it was just dropping off daughters on Mars

🎥 Coming 2 ‘Morrow @AmazonStudios Prime Video #JoinUs and 😂

#deonsthoughts #cancellingpeople

Must watch, very well done.

#Jeopardy #JeopardyHost #AlexTrebek #MikeRichards #LevarBurton #Host #Theory #FilmTheory #Matpat

#therealMVP

FINALLY !!!!!!! The Try Guys / 2nd try Keith Habersberger Zach Kornfeld Ned Fulmer Eugene Lee Yang