I swear to GOD I read this 97 times cause I just knew I didn’t read it right.

Just as predicted they ate him alive in the comments

The funniest thing about dogs having gas is they will fart and then act surprised at the sound like some is breaking in the house

It means that you never had to worry about if you would get to see people like you on TV, in a movie, in a greeting card, or on the list of US Presidents.

Anyone know of a certified Black owned Public Relations firm in CHICAGO?

That’s something I would have said. I love her.

Wait - this meant you were poor?

I’m not represented here 😩

This is THEE most legitimate reason to get divorced. Kids are NOT accessories and you should NEVER have them if you don’t want

Just because you’re poor doesn’t mean it’s expensive

To pit the two against each other. If women were the same they would bond. But creating discourse and jealousy helps the cheater keep their anger focused on each other and not him. Colonizers/Oppressors use the same tactics.

Let me tell the new or not yet but one day to be moms - a good nanny is a BLESSING. Choose wisely and treat them well.

My super organized and planner ass would be like “What’s the day you propose so I can make sure I get my nails done for the IG post after I say “Yes”

This is dumbest one yet. Hard working men building skyscrapers and highways and cars are the reason the lunchbox was invented

When is it gonna be feminine to say dumb shit? Cuz …. Whew chile.

This was so unrealistic I made let out an very loud yelp in the theater

An hour is crazy if I’m free to go.

Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and them half-siblings they never talk about

STOP STOP STOP It’s okay to be angry, it’s not okay to hurt someone.