It’s really too bad that comp is being held at a HS. No alcohol w/in 100 yards. Thinking of going to Walgreens for a cheap mini bottle to sneak into the bathroom like I never did in HS. I guess I’m a late bloomer.

An some of y’all stop breathing. It’s got in this little ass auditorium. #toohot #openthemdoors

I’ve decided we’re moving the competition outdoors, get ready for some outdoor events today guys! 😂 #itsseriouslywaytoohot

A tie? What do you mean tie?!?

Dear moms behind me. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

I freakin love you!

It’s officially #toodamnhot a child has passed out. #drinksomewater

Yep. Probably don’t wanna see a kid dancing to the soundtrack of 50 Shades of Gray. #justsayin

Its very #cheeky in here..... bloomers, shorts.... these are all great options for covering that up. #dancemomlife

Btw, it’s still fucking hot!

Seriously!

Your hip hop looks like an 80’s dance routine....

Move my kids shit and I will find you....

Probably won’t be getting a sportsmanship award....especially if they read this shit.

Congratulations! #imeanwhatever

THANK YOU!!! Say it louder for the people in the back!!!!!

I love seeing my friends out there having a great time on spring break...while I’m at work. 🖕🏾 #jk #nahbutforreal

The attacks on tourists and Easter worshippers in Sri Lanka are an attack on humanity. On a day devoted to love, redemption, and renewal, we pray for the victims and stand with the people of Sri Lanka.

Dance competition tomorrow. Tune in for snarky comments.

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