“let’s get on a quick call” Me:

RIP to a real hater. You still did a lot for black people. I’ll never forget when you saw me with a durag on and you told me to “take that shit off in public”

"Imma just wake up early and do it then"

I'm crying out to God to help me with these hard times wooooh

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year" Me on February 20th 2026:

this is art 🖤

Then points I racked up last crawfish season from Lotus came in handing this year. 6 pounds with sides for $28

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property

ME: I’m NOT doing anymore shopping. Saks Off 5th: We’ve filed for bankruptcy and are closing down most of our stores & website, everything up to 80% off right now! ME:

So they stole a fighter jet??

This always wrecks me, I’ve only had 1 grandparent and she passed when I was 6 or 7

Yo en una reunión de Teams, esperando para decir "Nada por mi parte".

My boss having a nightmare about me using my PTO 😅

I get this job today I’m booking the first flight available to the beaches

I love Christmas episodes on any show….

Honestly that pizza at a’Dor be good AF

Ain’t no way 🤣

Genetics are crazyyy

He definitely did it