just saw a kid in petsmart with his hands and face pressed against an adoptable cat's glass cage telling the cat they need to "form a plan" because his mom said no and whispering his full home address to the cat. i think the kids will be alright

If ya plane leaving tomorrow ya late already

How it felt putting ice in your bong for the first time

If adults told you “you should be a lawyer” as a child, that was a polite way of them saying you were clocking their shit.

Shits not the same after our frontal lobe developed 😭😭😭😭

Zayn Malik reveals why he punched Louis Tomlinson: “He kept going on about British food being better than Pakistani food.”

Teen Titans Battle Blitz (2003)

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

support ur local restaurant. pay in cash. let them have a little tax fraud as a treat

Be careful of the person who doesn’t tell you when you hurt them -my mom

White people handle mdma better than they handle spicy food.

software engineers and cs grad students right now:

Never look up to someone and never look down on someone

Yo 😂😂😂😂😂

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

cuando estás yendo a molestar a tu gato y ya lo sabe

Zohran Mamdani what is your plan to ban Klay Thompson from NYC???

first in my bloodline to ignore whatever the bloodline believes in

god forbid a nigga seek higher enlightenment

You need to touch saltwater sometimes not always grass.