Thank you John Oliver and Last Week Tonight for this amazing song and video!!!

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it

This is fucking awesome.

"Wow, Awesome costume." "Step out of the vehicle, sir."

2024 CLOSING MESSAGES Kamala Harris: "I want to be a President for all Americans." Trump: "I want to shoot Liz Cheney."

If Trump wins, everyone’s clock goes back to 1864.

The single worst thing about Trump to me will always be how much he's changed people. I've watched friends and relatives become entirely new, worse people in the wake of his political rise. Like it's not merely that he's a terrible guy, it's that he's ruined people.

Words I need to hear from Steve Kornacki “These are devastating numbers if you’re the Trump campaign” “I would much rather be the Harris campaign right now” “Trump is underperforming in [insert rural county]” “Harris is building an insurmountable lead in [swing state].”

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

My agenda today: • Vote • Drag Show • Abortion at lunch • Vote again • Sex change in a prison bathroom • Put tampons in the men's room • Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift • Eat pets for dinner in Springfield • Take "illegals" to vote

“Women are not without electoral or political power.” Justice Samuel Alito, Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization (2022)

I’m so close to having a drink…..

I LOVE seeing democracy in action w/ miles-long lines in Pennsylvania filled w/ young people, many voting for the first time, Paul Rudd handing out waters, Jacob Soboroff capturing the energy of the crowd, and Nicolle Wallace offering Venmo and pizza. #Election2024

Wow. This brought tears to my eyes.

Fact check - false shan

So do I just send my tax return to Tel Aviv next year? Not sure exactly how we do taxes in Israel? Do we get healthcare now at least?