“You’ll go to bed early!” As a child: horrible punishment As an adult: wonderful treat

Putting it on my Christmas list now 😆

Wow, this really sets it in perspective. #JuniorDoctorsStrike #BMA #PayRestoration

Yes Jess Phillips thank you for saying it, and thank you for being angry

Ross carrying out his masterplan to take down all the other Traitors. #TheTraitors

THIS

Go Bin Face!

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This is news I live to see go #binface

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#votebinface

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #EUROVISION 2025.

It was our pleasure, thanks for having us Third Sector Events , wonderful audience and great questions 💛

democracy has never been sweeter #GeneralElection2024

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This is a step-by-step guide on how to opt out of letting X use your posts to train its AI tool, Grok.

It’s wild that Kirstie Allsop’s 15 year old son is supposedly far too young to travel without parental supervision And at the same time Shamima Begum was such an adult at 15 she can now be stripped of her citizenship Make it make sense?

But it won't though, will it. For some reason this lie gives me the rage more than any other corporate lie.