Pretty obvious offside as it turns out

Knighthood inbound

Crock of shit

i was 13 this man is 36

fuck you, shell.

Me going into Concede within 10 Every Liverpool Minutes Game confident We will turn things Around

Gary Lineker suspended by the BBC for upsetting the Conservatives because he stood up for some of the most vulnerable people in the world. The same BBC whose chairman gave the Conservatives £400,000 before helping to arrange an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson

I NO LONGER HAVE A NAME James O'Brien Here it is, for anyone interested

My Sky News interview exposing Braverman’s lies is approaching 2 million views. This is democracy in action. #BritainIsBetterThanTheTories

Charles and Camilla not wearing seatbelts in the carriage. Lovely wee tribute to Diana there.

me in 2010 instead of buying bitcoin.

Me after three beers at a social event about to risk it all: