Sighs. It's not that easy.... and this IS me drinking less! I'm only tipsy, I'm not even wasted yet!

Fine MOM!

Wanna go out then? I've got free movie tickets.

Shrugs. Whatever's playing. You pick babe.

Hmm, okay... but if I'm picking then we're going to go see that new action movie. I'm not really into chickflicks, you know me Kyle.

Well what would you rather watch sweetie?

Scowls. I don't want to watch something you hate. How about a comedy then? We can make fun of the people writing the bad jokes.

Cool. Takes Kyle's hand and walks him to the theatre.

Stan wants to hold his hand. Very much. Retrieves their tickets and escorts Kyle inside.

Frowns. "I know Kyle, I'm just trying to be a boyfriend here. Jeez."

Smiles as they head into the theatre. "You pick the seats, but I warn you, if we sit in back I'm gonna make out with you."

Sounded good to Stan. He dragged Kyle over to the back row of the seats. "Do you ever think that we might be too cynical? I mean we go into movies assuming that they will suck."

So fucking exhausted. Need a drink.

Why?

Have you ever tried it?

What are you on dude?

Well I only take one thing. Alcohol. And Kyle already made me cut back, so I'm really needing a drink right now!

Says you.

Don't be so sensitive man. It's just porn.