Pretty sure you can't finish the actual joke around here. Birds will just... get right up in your ass, Morty, and they're relentless. Believe me. You're not missing much.

We lost that to the Tragedy.

... Yeah. I think so, anyway.

What, did they finally untag the [ CENSORED ]

Oh! Yeah, that happens.

Lost it in the fire, Morty. Lost all the units in the fire, too.

Already tried! Most this place lets me do is everything else. ...Kinda gets dull.

Doesn't look it. Not yet, anyway. Not so bad, though! I've got a pretty cushy job up here — and I guess you kinda do, too.

Pretty easy stuff. We just sit around... And we do get paid! I think. [ he's not paying attention at aaaall. ]

School? You're really worried about that stuff? Jeez... Relax, I've got all that worked out.

You may not have your priorities in order, but you're still my grandkid. I've got all the stuff you'd learn stockpiled in something pretty digestible for a kid your age. Should be fine. Last I knew, anyway.

holy fuck why is there another kid

There is no Father's Day. Take off your pants and your panties. Shit on the floor.

I've been spacing out. What month are we in, why do I feel like I'm gonna set the place on fire.

hahahahaaaaaaaa #NewProfilePic

I feel like we never talk anymore, @legaIities.