"I've already played this day over in my head a million different times...and I know you're gonna retweet this. You always do!"

"You know how sometimes something never goes your way, and you're trying think of where it went wrong? Yeahhh, I don't have that..."

"Batman? Nnnnno. I like to think of myself as a guy with...you know, personality."

//If anyone ever wants to do some sort of interaction, just message me or something and we'll work something out.

Casually makes it rain cards.