💜: “ Edd, it’s a wolf ! ! ” [ The second guard would lift his head from the table he had it leaning on . ] 💙: “ Huh, cool . " 💚: “ It’s just one of the animatronics, Matt . ” 💙: “ Oh . . Lame . "

💚: “ Yep, we’re sorta . . behind on rent - " 💙: “ Eviction proceeds on Monday . " [ The second guard would interrupt . raising a hand into the air as he did, before slumping it back down . ] 💚: “ . . yeah - ”

💚: “ Basically, if you don’t pay the person that you need to on time, you lose your house . ” 💜: “ Are you here to blow our house down ? ” [ The ginger would say, practically cowering behind the other Guard . ]

💙: “ Have you tried alcohol poisoning ? ”

💙: “ it’s pretty fun if you ignore your vital organs failing you, and the constant vomiting . ”

💙: “ Wow . . You’re the first ginger I / actually / have things in common with . ”

💙: “ The only ginger I know is my flatmate . He’s the obnoxious type . ”

“ But, I don’t immediately hate you . Most people don’t hear that often . ”

“ You wanna consume unhealthy amounts of alcohol ? ”

[ Edd’s slouching in the office chair . He’s flicking his flashlight on and off out of boredom . ]

💜: “ Hey ! >:( ”

[ Edd would tilt his head, raising an eyebrow ] 💚: “ So . . Are you sentient ? ”

[ Edd is laying in [ READER] ‘s lap like a cat . ]

💚: “ Hey, that’s pretty cool . " [ He’d give the animatronic a soft smile . Before gesturing to the other guards . ] 💚: “ The ginger is Matt, the grumpy one is Tom . ”

💜: “ Good morning, handsome ~ ” [ Matt shoots finger guns at his own reflection . ]

[ The guard picked up the ringing phone . ] 💚: “ Hewwo ? ”

// *pointing at you* WHO WANTS TO INTERACT WITH THE SILLIES???

💙: “ i hate this job . ”

💚: “ Oh, uh . . Sorry - ” [ Now putting it back . ] “ Is that really your head ? ”

[ He’d tilt his head ] “ Were the old guards rude ? "