“Hey hey hey babes. Figured I’d swing on by.” #HalloweenParade

Wakes up in one of the booths at Halloween party covered in candy wrappers, spilt drinks and a raging headache and Seventeen missed calls.

“What?”

“Is it my eyeliner? Did I fuck it up?”

“I know what it is Dollface, I’m just messing. Glad you approve of the dress, I wasn’t certain on it initially.”

“…” Rita would be silent for a moment before speaking. “Well I mean…you could have asked on maybe like your fourth or fifth visit.”

“Sounds good. What you thinking?”

“We could….or we could go to that pyramid club on the other side of town, I hear the drinks are better there. Seems more like date material.”

open.spotify.com/track/78qd8dvw…

“Maiko needs to get her Clunge Plunged….”

|| No!

Oh shit. “Cheers Lizzy!”

“Indeed it has, still never thought I’d get a VIP ticket. How have you been anyways?” Que a small smile from the Bouncer.

𝒫𝓇𝒾𝓋𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓉𝒽 𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝓋𝒶𝒾𝓁𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒.~ #SeductiveSundayᅠᅠ

“Call this pussy The Matrix because once you’re in this bitch, you cant get out.” #SeductiveSundayᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

“KNEEL BEFORE MY ATTACK!”

“I tried fixing her. The Gremlin made me turn to the bottle to the point I needed a synth liver.”

“False info!? Girl I can’t use my dick anymore because of you!”

“Oh yeah, I’ll just get a replacement. And while I’m at it I’ll get one with WinRAR installed so I can unzip your pants quicker.”

“Now while you’re not even trying how about you get me a PSPiece of pizza or you can Nintendo 64get about ever surviving the spanking!”