If you're wondering how things are going in the UK today.

Our next PM, no doubt. Lawbreaker, citizen-killer, economy-tanker, who diverts funds to wealthy areas. Or it'll be Mordaunt, who thinks homeopathy is a good use of funds, also supported Brexit, supported the current disastrous PM. Also said cock 6 times in the Commons for a dare.

As we enter a brave new world of synthesised proteins, do bear in mind that lab meat is just another name for scientists.. #WednesdayWisdom

I don't know who needs to hear this (apparently it's all of Nigerian Twitter) but stop putting unrelated trending words at the end of your tweets before I get rate-limited for muting all your crap.

Seen a lot of these kinds of tweets about a lot of different people from a lot of different places, & the only common factor in the vitriol is that they're arriving in small boats. Can we end xenophobia by getting migrants larger boats? 🤔

The world needs fewer push/pull doors & more scramble doors.

Is this sarcasm? I can't tell because his head is too far up Elon's bum & it's muffling his words. This rich people worship is gross.

How come so many self-professed alpha males are so scared of one little god? Doesn't sound very alpha to me.

#justiceforcutie

If Twitter's algorithms truly have suddenly vanished then why does it now think I'm in the USA instead of India? Note: I don't live in the USA & I've never been to India.

Sonic's ears have always been front ears. There is nothing new in the world. #SonicFrontiers

Try to remain calm; no looming #recession will ever be as bad as the one after the reveal of the Jacquard machine.

Oh yay, muted words.. aren't being muted now. Really finding Mastodon far better than this worsening mess.

This post succinctly sums up the weirdness of people finding #Mastodon confusing. I don't get the not getting it. #TwitterMigration Note that I've had to put the text in a Pastebin post & link to that, because Twitter blocks Mastodon links (cos scurrd). pastebin.com/7H4ZwmGG#nhZDV…

Good morning, all! #HigTen kicks off in just under an hour so join me for 7 hours of live community games and mayhem as I raise money for Cancer Research UK! Watch the stream here: youtube.com/watch?v=0ox7RB… Details on how you can play with me here: eurogamer.net/help-ian-celeb…

Apparently Mr. Apartheit can't block these types of links to Mastodon, in case you wanna Follow me at the better place.

THE CALYX RETURNS for a new 4 episode run starting next Tuesday live from our brand new studio!! We're playing Call of Cthulhu: Regency Cthulhu for some eldritch Jane Austen/Bridgerton vibes with some familiar faces from The Dungeon Run and our sponsor Chaosium. #TheCalyx

Soooon, comedy horror and unwieldy quantities of cutlery. twitch.tv/GoodTimeSociety #TTRPG #CallOfCthulhu