I just witnessed a lady use a machine and not wipe it down afterwards. Mad for all the time I used a machine without first wiping it down. We don’t all have sense. Gosh! 😭

The only con to salmon is removing the skin.

Maybe people are desensitized to numbers but these are human beings

"Have we not laughed enough? Nigerians are slowly becoming an endangered specie." - K. Brule

I will keep my ungodly and disrespectful remark to myself.

Doyin crossed my mind on the day she died. That was the first time I would think about her in a long time. I'm ashamed that I have been thinking to myself how someone like that can die. It's a human thing to die. Rest well, Doyin.🕊️

flustered

I don’t want to come back.

I dreamt I was gallivanting through a bookstore. That's my cue to go soon.

Randomly being gifted an LV bag yesterday was not on my bingo card. lol

Hi please I’m collecting Data for a paper, please if you are Igbo & your surname, name of village/ community, umunna, or age grade falls under any of this format 1) Umu + an animal 2) Umu + anything 3) Umu + Number 4) Nwa + anything 5) Nwa + an animal 6) Nwa + Number Please

I did this from Mowe to Victoria Island for almost a year. Sometimes, I'm out of the house by 4am. One day, I got home past midnight and still made it to work before resumption time. Nigerians work so hard. It's humiliating.

Unfortunately I do give up on people, you can’t continuously drain me , disappoint me , take from me and except me to continue showing up for you..

This is the most people have ever cared for what I want to do and have for my birthday. That’s really nice.

All my ASOS orders are 10/10. I was scared I'd need to make a return. The fear of their return rate is the beginning of wisdom 😂

The major essence of getting rich is to be free. What's the honor of all that money if you are someone else’s bitch?

I can't tell if this is the universe telling me to quit or compelling me to go harder. It’s been so rocky and unrewarding in the last six months.

The right woman is never their mothers! Twats!!

I'm tired of seeing Western countries used as a benchmark. What's our vision for our people? What should facilities and amenities look like for Lagos, Lagosians, and the peculiarities of who we are?

And so what , do they have a Coastal road ?