feeling dizzy? just spin around the other way. it cancels out

president lincoln is safe

watching serial killer presentations in psych and why are they all like this

i made one

how could anyone take an assassin seriously. it literally says ass twice

holy shit . the nico from twitter thing paid off

guys i'm unrestricted

Not my dog packing my suitcase! He sick of me fr 😔

no offense to dogs but they really couldn't learn how to talk by now?? i've had mine for 10 years and she hasn't even said hello yet. i learned that by age 7. come on.

KNIVES OUT KNiiVES OUT KNIV3S OUT KN𝕀𝕍ES OUT KNI𝕍ES OUT KNIFE 6: IT'S OUT AGAIN

this can NOT be a coincidence..

me: wheres the 13th floor? builder: we skip it in all our buildings me: what why builder: me: builder: *embarrassed* too spooky