Found a machete at the carwash

The panthers are winning the cup today, as was promised

REINHART WITH THE STEAL AND THE GOAL 🔥

There is still a chance Edmonton can make the craziest comeback of all time as soon as they get skinner out of the net

Being happy Brad Marchand won another Stanley Cup but remembering it’s not with the Bruins

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I don’t remember why i originally saved these

Armageddon dropping soon shall we go out on the town

They finally unsuspended me

I’m convinced every account on this shit app is an AI including you and maybe even me

They playing 21 savage at the Vietnamese noodle house he talkin bout eating pussy and murder with a full dining room

Well, Ryan Kessler is a pedophile. Where’s Max Domi at when you need him to behead a guy

Has anyone seen where I left my leucistic Iberian lynx

They just snapped Jayden Daniel’s arm like a fuckin twig bro this game ended like an hour ago just call it

Pats kneeling to bring it home quite bitchmade if you ask me

Top 30 trending is all sports so you know we’re losing

Genuinely I’m only 1 for 4 right now