uists and barra monorail proponent (@nicolhay) 's Twitter Profile
uists and barra monorail proponent

@nicolhay

borne back ceaselessly into dat assss

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calendar_today27-02-2009 11:41:03

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andrew (@andrewchamings) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In this tweet I’m an owl barber (tweet is already funny) and when I’m done trimming the owl I hold up a mirror behind owl’s head and he just slowly turns his head 180 degrees to face me and says “I fuckin love it”

Andrew Durso (@andrew_durso) 's Twitter Profile Photo

jordan peterson: that Tasmanian beast means a whole bloody lot to a whole lot of people. And when you take him and Bugs, and you dress them up in those baggy shorts, with the backwards hat and the hip hop sneakers? The degree of chaos *starts crying* that introduces

Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 (@feldfrog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Body parts are often metaphors. Guts are courage. Balls are courage. Spine is courage. Toes are small pigs that participate in the market economy

The author, Séamas O'Reilly (@shockproofbeats) 's Twitter Profile Photo

hot ones but it's me interviewing an irish uncle while handing him increasingly outrageous receipts for pints of guinness i've bought in central dublin

pauline kael bot (@paulinekaelbot) 's Twitter Profile Photo

She breaks free by kicking him hard in the groin, and we know at once that BLOOD SIMPLE is an art movie because Marty moves front—to the camera—to throw up. (1984)

Craig G Telfer (@craiggtelfer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the national anthem 🫡 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘!

Craig Anderson (@craig_killie) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bryan and Angus Gunn (6+1 = 7) are now just 95 caps off the father and son cap record for Scotland, currently held by Kenny and Paul Dalglish (102+0 = 102)

Matt Wain (@themattwain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This reminds me of an old Stewart Lee line about Jimmy Carr: "If Jim Davidson can steal your material, then maybe it's time to rethink it."

This reminds me of an old Stewart Lee line about Jimmy Carr: "If Jim Davidson can steal your material, then maybe it's time to rethink it."
Jake Flores 🇵🇸 (@feraljokes) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Whenever someone is like "communism doesn't work, I've been to Cuba, trust me" I'm like ok you've been to America and you don't understand what's going on here either