This is Weller. He picked this flower for you. He also may have eaten a few of them. Not this one though. This one was special. 12/10 we are honored Weller

I got engaged yesterday and then I saw a dog eating a slice of pizza on the side of the mountains so 10/10 loved that day

The thought of having to plan a wedding is making me nauseous

Josh told me that the spare room can be my little reading room and is ordering me a giant bean bag chair for maximum coziness

Found out the hard way that if you take too long to respond to a wedding venue that they will block you 🙃

“Well women should just stop having sex if they don’t want babies.” Yes, because men are famous for accepting “no” for an answer.

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

My bridesmaids kicked me out of the bachelorette party group chat :/

For the people who are already getting their preorder of It Starts With Us…. How does it feel to be one of God’s favorites

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10

Wedding planning is not for the weak and I’m so ready for it to be over

after saying I wasn't crying

this is a psa to update my contact name in your phone if you had me saved before I was married

we’re readers, of course we’re going to read a book we just found out about 5 minutes ago instead of reading one that’s been on our tbr for months

“i have so many plans for 2024” the plans:

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

16 targaritas in I’m stealing the red balls outside the building