Update: no lo terminé. Que vaina más mala 😞🦖

Mi hija es una bebé feliz. Y eso, es lo único que ella me deberá toda su vida. Su felicidad✨

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Hay días en que la sobre estimulación es tan hp que no se si gritar, llorar, o dormir. Luego pienso…. I can actually do all of them.

Mami… aquí no hay carillas, aquí hay belleza masculina pura coño!

For those who look up at the stars and wish✨

Moms in the wild - a mother's day thread 🧵 1. "Look Mom, I'm scaring them!"

my reaction when jeremiah told belly his name wasn’t on the list for graduation #thesummeriturnedpretty3

Jeremiah when belly hit him with “you know that I’ve only ever been with one other person” 😭 #thesummeriturnedpretty3

Is that the proposal you make to the person you're supposedly in love with? Without a ring, with no romantic intent, and after her brother almost died?#thesummeriturnedpretty3

Yo: Coño DETESTO a los Géminis!!! Yo también: me comprometí y tengo una hija, Ambos Géminis. FML. 🤦‍♀️

Que puta loca!!!! Y lo digo como mamá de una niña.

You’re dating Manny from Modern Family

Today we got our rings 🥹❤️✨

that urge to nap between 3pm - 5pm is no joke

Throne of Glass (the Tandem read) 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨