My heart breaks for the innocent. These atrocities are unbearable.

BREAKING: All SCOTX incumbents up for re-election in 2024 have Texas Democratic primary challengers. Texas GOP: Abortion access is on the ballot. Y’all fucked around and now you are gonna find out. #txlege

Doo doo dooooooo dun dun dadoooo

Is there anything better than like a 3 star crime thriller from the 90s

Nate in his baddie era

WYATT WALK OFFS > #StraightUpTX

A red tie is a red flag 👀

I love that Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe always look like they’re ready to drive off in a magic school bus

#Watchdog journalism 👀

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I miss when I thought the guests on The Jerry Springer Show were all actors 😢

Buildings are just like us, they work in shifts

What are the kids who never brushed their teeth at camp doing rn?

Fuck you too Mark Cuban you should’ve never sold this team to the adelsons

GODDAMMIT MONIQUE YOURE SO ANNOYING AND A TERRIBLE REPORTER #TheSevenHusbandsOfEvelynHugo

Hey if you were born in the 80s and have a freckle on your left arm you’re a fucking wizard, Harry plotting the dismantling of Project Looking Glass with banana back shots body oil from an opinionated chat bot charged with habeas corpus … in Tulum.

It was over before it started 😣

Look at this gorgeous and rare species. Too fuckin bad it’s gonna die painfully and alone sucker! –David Attenborough