Wym you dont wanna roll up on the barbie moon goddess plate

During today’s walk we have been <3% in control.

No I get it It’s just that I already went perspective shopping at the perspective marketplace , and I saw that one , and I didn’t choose it,

Taking a break from Trader Joe’s. Cashier asked if I wanted a bag or if I’d be using “nature’s carriers” while doing jazz hands

dat saturn return coming for u whether u believe in astrology or not

Losing cell service between Grand and Clark/Division

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too

y'all gotta start normalizing crying on public transport because you had a bad day at work, i can't be the only one shamelessly wearing my heart on my sleeve sometimes

it’s all corrupt girl

my dog is crying bc i put his bone in my tote bag and its like..............the bone is going in the tote bag because we're going to the DOG BEACH you IDIOT. you don't know ANYTHING. you're about to have the BEST DAY

my coworker said “i know ur having a bad day but ur still being very kind to everyone & that deserves recognition” & now im crying

Someone forgot their rotisserie chicken outside Ann Sathers on Belmont, if you lost ur rotisserie chicken it is outside Anne Sathers on Belmont

me putting my winter coat away for the 8th time this spring

how it feels to get along with ur coworkers

they should create a way to get to Logan Square that doesn’t take 8 days

let’s stare lovingly at our luminous mama

2 hours gossip session with coworkers down the hatch

forging a dignified life for yourself by the skin of your teeth lowkey goes pretty hard after spending years face down in dirt