The human mind wasn’t built for thinking about Pennsylvania every four years

Short haired cats still shed. Declawing is cruel. Cats cannot be vegan. Cats get lonely and you shouldn't get a cat if your plan is to leave them home alone all the time.

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My little sister is the Swiftie of the family but she is old enough to have purchased this in the first two weeks it was available.

I am in my 30s and love solo travel. I am glad when people announce to the world that they find it a red flag that I'm capable of independently enjoying life because it makes it much easier for me to weed them out and only include normal people in my social circle.

a thing non-american don’t get about americans is that we do not have beef with other countries. they are all one sided. i don’t care if australia calls us seppos or whatever. we are too busy internally beefing. anyway fuck pennsylvania

If your podcast recommends BetterH*lp, I automatically don’t trust you.

And then she danced 💃

why the FUCK would I EVER want to listen to an AI GENERATED PODCAST what the FUCK is WRONG with people

My memory has gotten so much worse in the last 12 years (since I developed the depression). I care about people and things SO much but I just do not retain like I used to. And it isn't that I'm not trying - it would be much, MUCH worse if I stopped trying.

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all